Discovery of the Day
The book of Proverbs
is funnier if you add “in bed”
at the end of every verse.
For instance:
1:8 Listen, my son, to your father’s instruction
and do not forsake your mother’s teaching.
12:18 Reckless words pierce like a sword, but the tongue of the wise brings healing.
13:4 The sluggard craves and gets nothing, but the desires of the diligent are fully satisfied.