Well, Crap
The Baltimore Sun
reports
that after the vote-counting was completed, right-wing
homophobic
religious nutjob
assclown and
reanimated corpse
Don Dwyer
was reelected to the state legislature by 28 votes. I don’t live in Anne Arundel county, so I couldn’t make that 26.
(Update: Can someone explain why the first Google result for
“reanimated corpse” points to State Farm’s site?)