Poly Punctuation
Hey, kids! Spot the punctuation error in
this National Review article
by Stanley Kurtz:
polyamory has much greater potential appeal [than polygamy], and poses a much deeper danger to the American family […]. Take away the stigma against multiple-partner marriage, and our larger family system will be profoundly weakened.
Yes, you got it: he put a period at the end, when obviously he should have used a colon and one or more explanatory clauses.
I’ve often seen the same mistake in articles against gay marriage. Right-wingers tell us that all sorts of things will happen if gay marriage (or, in this case, polyamory) is legalized. But with the exception of a few slippery-slope arguments, sometimes involving
box turtles, they never get around to telling us exactly why these things are bad.


