Evil Hack of the Day

Evil Hack of the Day

MacOS plist XML files are evil; even more so than regular XML. For instance, my iTunes library file consists mostly of entries like:

	<key>Track ID</key><integer>5436</integer>
	<key>Name</key><string>Getting Better</string>
	<key>Artist</key><string>The Beatles</string>
	<key>Composer</key><string>Paul McCartney/John Lennon</string>
	<key>Album</key><string>Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band</string>

You’ll notice that there’s no connection between a key and its value, other than proximity. There’s no real indication that these are fields in a data record, and unlike most XML files, you have to consider the position of each element compared to its neighbors. It’s almost as if someone took a file of the form

Track_ID = 5436
Name = "Getting Better"
Artist = "The Beatles"
Coposer = "Paul McCartney/John Lennon"

and, when told to convert it to XML in the name of buzzword-compliance, did a simple and quarter-assed search and replace.

But of course, what was fucked up by (lossless) text substitution can be unfucked by text substitution. And what’s the buzzword-compliant tool for doing text substitution on XML, even crappy XML? XSLT, of course. The template language that combines the power of sed with the terseness of COBOL.

So I hacked up an XSLT template to convert my iTunes library into a file that can be required in a Perl script. Feel free to use it in good or ill health. If you spring it on unsuspecting developers, please send me a photo of their reaction.

One thought on “Evil Hack of the Day

  1. Yeesh, that is the ugliest XML format I’ve ever seen. I’d argue that it’s not even a proper XML format because, as you point out, there’s no proper connection between each key and its value. I suppose it’s way too much to ask for something along the lines of [song][trackid]5436[/trackid][name]Getting Better[/name][artist]The Beatles[/artist][composer]McCartney/Lennon[/composer][album]Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band[/album][/song] ?

    (Replace square brackets with angle brackets appropriately, and insert your own formatting).

  2. Cyde Weys:
    Yeah, if I were designing this, I would’ve gone with something along the lines of

      <id type="integer">5436</id>
      <name type="string">Getting Better</name>
      <last-played type="datetime">2010-10-03T17:14:36Z<last-played>

    But no one asked me.

  3. jferg:
    Given that similar plists seem to be all over the place in MacOS, I’m guessing that they’re a fucked-up incarnation of something primeval, that so many things depend on that everyone would rather slap another compatibility library on top of, than to try to fix the right way.

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