Monday Playlist
  • Hey Joe, Jimi Hendrix
  • Hey Jude, The Beatles
  • Hey You, Pink Floyd
  • Hey Ah, Laurie Anderson
  • Hey! Hey!, Cabaret Voltaire
  • Hey Ho!, Lords of Acid
  • Hey Bulldog, The Beatles
  • Hey Man Nice Shot, Filter
  • Hey Hey What Can I Do, Led Zeppelin
  • Hey Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had A Deal, They Might Be Giants
  • Hey Citizen!, ABC
The “I’m #1 on Google” Meme

The World’s Fair proposed a meme where you have to find Google search terms that return your weblog as the #1 hit. Here’s one set that I just discovered, that I’m rather happy with:

Now That’s A Big Box!

Amusing programming error o’ the day:

Big box screen shot

This is the Amazon page for a program to teach piano. When I saw the dimensions, I thought maybe they threw in a grand piano along with the CD. But at 30m × 25m × 3.5m, there’s room for not just the grand piano, but the rest of the Philharmonic as well.

If you look at the ASIN, you’ll see whom to blame: those damn Ewoks!

Update: The volume of the box is 91527 cubic feet. According to Engineering Toolbox, a cubic foot of air at 70°F weighs 7.492×10-2lb/ft3. So if the box were filled with air, it would weigh 6857 lbs. But it only weighs 120 lbs, which means it floats like a balloon. That must be why the shipping weight is 1 lb: the Post Office lumps all packages that weigh less than a pound together.

A Number of Playlists

Albums

  • 7, Apoptygma Berzerk
  • 18, Moby
  • 154, Wire
  • 90125, Yes

Songs of the Year

  • 1921, The Who
  • ’39, Queen
  • 1959, The Sisters of Mercy
  • 1963, New Order
  • 1981, Public Image Ltd.
  • 1984, New Model Army
  • 2000, Tuxedomoon

Others

  • 13, They Might Be Giants
  • 18, Moby
  • 39, The Cure
  • 40, U2
  • 9-9, R.E.M.
  • 107, Orgy
  • 225, New Model Army
  • 5 8 6, New Order
  • 1010, Ministry
  • 6794700, Birmingham 6
  • 6060-842, B-52s
  • 8675309, Tommy Tutone

Update, Sep. 10, 2007:

Not sure whether it qualifies

  • M, The Cure
Summer Movie

http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1770138

I either really really want to see this movie, or I really really don’t. I can’t tell which.

35 Years Ago

Phil Plait reminds us that 38 years ago, Neil Armstrong was the first person in history to set foot on another world.

But how many of you remember the last astronaut on the moon?

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svAQ6BCIgxg]

Latte Art

Maybe I just don’t hang out at the right coffee houses, but I don’t think I’ve seen this before:
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5N6f7Ry1Xo]

Coffee Geek has a guide on how to do this sort of stuff.

Friday Stochastic Fifteen

You know the “Friday Random Ten” game: put your MP3 player on random
shuffle, and list the first ten songs that come up. Good, wholesome
fun.

Unfortunately, I have an awful lot of crap in my collection. Well,
maybe not crap per se, but stuff that I only feel like listening to
once in a blue moon. So here’s an adapted version, in which I only
list songs that I wouldn’t have skipped over when they came up:

  1. Bigod,
    Like a Prayer
  2. Art of Noise,
    Close (to the Edit),
    Daft
  3. Assemblage 23,
    Anthem,
    Contempt
  4. (Maybe: Michael Z. Land,
    Meeting Lemonhead,
    )
  5. Dead Kennedys,
    Chickenfarm,
    Frankenchrist
  6. VNV Nation,
    DSM02,
    Advance and Follow
  7. Cocteau Twins,
    The Thinner the Air,
    Victorialand
    At one record store, on the divider that marked the Cocteau Twins CDs, someone had written, “Buy every one of their albums and live forever!” With a few exceptions, I agree.
  8. Pink Floyd,
    Nobody Home,
    The Wall
    Proof that not all music from the 70s sucked.
  9. Conflict,
    The Serenade is Dead,
    Turning Rebellion Into Money
    The only hardcore brit-punk charity album I know of.
  10. The Crystal Method,
    Blowout,
    Tweekend
  11. The Cure,
    If Only Tonight We Could Sleep,
    Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
    Those lips on the cover are a hell of a lot more impressive on the LP than on the CD.
  12. Yazoo,
    Only You (1999 Version),
    The Best of
    This is what you get when you pair up a guy from Depeche Mode with a blues singer.
  13. The Psychedelic Furs,
    Only a Game,
    Mirror Moves
  14. (Maybe: Gilbert & Sullivan,
    When the foeman bears his steel,
    The Pirates of Penzance)
  15. Klutæ,
    God Spoke Through a Burning Bush,
    Hit ‘N’ Run
  16. Jack Wall,
    MA_THEME_mldy_1,
  17. Wire,
    Strange,
    Pink Flag
Captchas of the Future

Captchas are good at weeding out spam, because they rely on tasks that humans do well and computers don’t, and because spammers use bots.

But as spammers get more sophisticated, their tools will get better and better at reading letters and numbers, so we’ll need to use new types of problems to keep them out:

Max was born May 12, 1947. His son was born on Max’s 22nd birthday.
How old is Max’s son?

points out that this would also be a good way of keeping out the riff-raff, such as people who can’t write a sentence without doing violence to the English language:

Fill in the blanks:
the person keys I found?
Tell them I found keys over .

(Adjust for whatever language your site is in.)

Or people who just don’t belong on your site:

And since spammers now get email subject lines from news headlines, perhaps it’s time to turn the tables on them:

Complete this sentence:
was recently named in a government corruption scandal that has embroiled several high-ranking officials.

Okay, maybe not that last one: for a captcha to work, there have to be at least some wrong answers.

Switzerland Invades Neighbor


The Associated Press reports:

What began as a routine training exercise almost ended in an embarrassing diplomatic incident after a company of Swiss soldiers got lost at night and marched into neighboring Liechtenstein.

According to Swiss daily Blick, the 170 infantry soldiers wandered just over a mile across an unmarked border into the tiny principality early Thursday before realizing their mistake and turning back.

A spokesman for the Swiss army confirmed the story but said that there were unlikely to be any serious repercussions for the mistaken invasion.

“We’ve spoken to the authorities in Liechtenstein and it’s not a problem,” Daniel Reist told The Associated Press.

TSR confirms.

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